Dos and Donts of Short Shorts this Summer

Dos and Donts of Short Shorts this Summer

Well guys, it’s about that time of year where things really start to heat up-and so can your fashion! We will talk a little about things to remember when you bust out the skin-revealing wardrobe of 2010, because there are definitely some things you want to watch out for.

FIRST: DO Get in shape!  It is NOW the time to start shedding pounds before you start showing curves.  Sure, it’s nice to have a little bit of a figure, but nobody wants to see your love handles drooping over your short shorts.  Do some squats and lunges in the mirror to tone those buns and make your legs look like slender stems!

SECOND: DON’T bust out the shorts if you are NOT in shape YET!  Get into your underwear, look in the mirror, I mean REALLY look in the mirror and give yourself the GUT check.  If you are not ready to put those shorts on, do yourself a favor and wait it out.  Actually you will be doing us ALL a favor.

THIRD:  DO bust out the shorts at the beach.  If you really want to get guys attention, PROGRESSIVELY show off your hot body.  Start with something baggy on, then slip off the pants and reveal your awesome shorts….then TEASE all the gawkers before you bust out your expensive bikini.  Trust me, you will have them drooling!

FOURTH: Even though you have a fantastic body, however, please DO cover your bootie! We don’t want to see them hanging out!

LAST:  DON’T wear your short shorts to church!!!! Unless of course you’d like a ticket to hell!  In all seriousness though, be conscious of where you are going, cause wearing booty short shorts will send a certain message to those around you…just make sure you’re on the right scene before you be seen.

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8 Responses to “Dos and Donts of Short Shorts this Summer”

  1. Andrea says:

    #2 and #4 must be followed!
    Cute post!

  2. Kimberley says:

    I DO NOT AGREE WITH #4 !!! My husband loves it when I look like that when we are out. Wives love it when their husbands are checking them out!! So girls….DO dress with some cheek hanging out. We need to think like our husbands and know what they like to see!!

  3. El Beechie says:

    @Kimberley
    Yes, but other guys will be checking you out, too – thinking ‘I’d tap that’. The same if not more girls gawp at you, but they’re thinking ‘Oh my god, she is a complete and utter slut’

  4. NANCY says:

    What about NOT waring shorts out????? i think it is the best…
    i am not a product so every one check me out.
    cover it plz. and keep ur skin healthy & away from the bad sun.:)

  5. pope says:

    #4????? ur jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Kimberley says:

    @ El Beechie….so let the other guys think that. I only look like that when I’m out with my husband. And other girls…really? The girls thta really play the “slut” card are girls that can’t….(or won’t with that attitude)..get a guy. I always said..you have to think like a man to get a man…and then don’t change afterward. Men are physical so thats what I need to show my husband!

  7. Liam says:

    I agree with Kimberley. I would love to see my girlfriend in those cheeky shorts. Ignore #4. in fact, rebel against it. There’s also nothing wrong with it. I really disagree with Nancy. Haven’t you ever heard of sunscreen?

  8. Julia Hyldgaard says:

    Mostly disagree. If you look good, show it. I do.

    rgds Julia

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