2010 Celebrities New Years Resolutions

I just wanted to wish all readers a Happy New Year and I hope you all had an amazing celebration on New Years Eve…cause I know I DID! With each passing year, however, we like to reflect upon the old and look hopefully toward the new, and this year is no different. So, Did you make any new resolutions this year? What are your plans? What are you going to do and not do?  It’d be nice to share with us some of your new years resolution just simply type in the comment box! But first, Lets start with the famous Hollywood’s celebrities’ New Years resolution:

1. Chris Brown

• Become a boxer in the Women’s International Boxing Association since I like to throw jabs at women.
• Buy my own albums and sell them on the street since no one is buying them from retail stores.
• Have my own dating show on VH1 entitled A Punch of Love with Chris Brown.

2. Kanye West

• Show the world that I’m not an a**hole by only interrupting those long and boring Oscar speeches at the Academy Awards.
• Dedicate my next album to Taylor Swift, even though she wouldn’t care.

3. Taylor Swift

• Send Kanye a check in the mail for making me famous.
• Steal more of Miley Cyrus’ young fans.
• Hit anyone in the head with my guitar if they dare to interrupt one of my award acceptance speeches again.

4. Lady Gaga

• Wear even more ridiculous outfits like Bozo the Clown’s costume or Darth Vader’s suit.
• Reveal my true identity and real name.
• Lift weights to get big muscles like my boyhood idol Madonna.

5. Tiger Woods

• Get back to cheating again once this scandal blows over.
• Get back to playing golf so I can afford to pay my wife all that money I owe her for cheating.
• Use a backup cell phone hidden with the phone numbers of all my future mistresses.

6. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

• Have a nine-foot tall baby.
• Announce to the world that we’re not really married, just attention-getters.
• Sell medical pictures of Kim’s nose job to the tabloids and pretend we didn’t have anything to do with it.

7. Megan Fox

• Keep my mouth shut and just be beautiful
• Dump, date, and dump my boyfriend Brian again.
• Bore more of my fans with Jennifer’s Body part 2.

8. Heidi Montag

• Have more surgery done.

9. Levi Johnston

• Get naked in more magazines.

10. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

• Make more babies!!

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